Sweet relief, I’m going to live! I pooped, and it was good. I had a bowel movement as I was out walking my dog and he popped a squat. I then proceeded to pop my own squat (on my toilet, not on the lawn). It looked like a torpedo in
:-O
I am freaking out that I still haven’t pooped because I just started my rag. Normally I release amazing amounts of poo before I start my period, but this time there is nothing. This is so confusing to me. I must be dying. Only explanation.
I Miss You, Poo
I hate that after I experience mass exodus of diarrhea, I have days of nothingness exiting my butt. I haven’t pooped since my Mentos episode. Three days. It’s like my digestive system cleaned everything out, and I have nothing left to poo. Except I do because my butt feels mighty