I love winter. There’s nothing like starting your day fresh on a cold morning watching your dog take a big, hot, steamy dump. I swear it sizzled as it hit the grass.
Farty Ol’ Me
My lack of tolerance for all things dairy as set in 100%. I had a sip of milk about 2 hours ago. I am literally on the crapper right now squirting out my dairy diarrhea as I type. It’s never been this bad before. It must have something to do
Mean Dog
I was cutting my dog’s hair near his rear and he farted in my face. It smelled really bad. Like rotten eggs bad. It also lingered. It clouded the air; I could slice his stink with a knife. I had to stand for a few minutes to keep my nose
