Hope everyone had a pleasant and wonderful Christmas. I went to a friend’s for a little get together. The house was nicely decorated. The food smelled wonderful. The Christmas spirit was in the air. Until I went to use the guest bathroom. I went to relieve myself with #1, and
Merry Christmas, Everybudday!
From all of us (well, just me) at Poots and Toots, Merry Merry Christmas! May all your poops be rich and heavy, but non-clogging and kind to your toilets. May your farts be loud, boombastic and totally stinky if you plan to lay one on an unsuspecting loved one. Have
Poor Toilet
I have been major stressed at work, trying to finish everything and make my deadlines before I go on my holiday break. When I’m stressed out, I make squishy poo. No, none of it was leftover residue from my caffeinated Gizmo. It was definitely stress-related poo. I can tell because