Poots and Toots would like to wish you and your stinky loved ones a happy and prosperous new year! Eat healthy and make ginourmous poops. Fart and laugh loud and often. Each poop is fun and unique. Treasure your bowel movements! Happy New Year!
Happy Poo Year!
I am on vacation, and I have travel constipation. No news there. I was hoping to go into the new year with a cleansed colon. Out with the old, in with the new… new what? I’m not really sure. But all I know is I do not want three day
I looked like a fool with my pants on the ground
I flew yesterday, and of course, I had the squirts. I guess I was especially nervous about flying because of all the crappy weather that’s been going on, so my intestinal gurgling started a day before my flight. I pooped out a long, mushy and skinny log that measured about
