I love the toilet at work. I can always count on it to gulp up my monster dumps in their entirety, unlike my shallow home toilet where the tip of the dookie would peek out the top of the water surface. No sewage smells at work! Well, at least not
Stinky Butt
I’ve had some poo stewing in me for a couple of days. I was finally able to release it yesterday. There was so much poo that half of it rested above the waterline in the bowl, and that’s when I realized that my insides are rotten. My poop smelled like
See you later, Old friend!
My coworker who makes the ginourmous farts and poops and other bodily noises has retired today. This makes me very sad. My trips to the bathroom will no longer be fun and adventurous and full of surprises. I will miss her butt horn and those melodious tunes she whistles from
