I was on a very important phone call, and I needed to take a dump really, really badly. Fortunately, my home bathroom doesn’t have much of a bathroom echo sound when speaking, so sitting on the can wasn’t going to be a big deal. However, I had the squirts, and
POOP ASAP
I was speed walking to the bathroom to drop a mad deuce, when I ran into a colleague. Usually, I say a quick hi and go on my way, but this time I had the misfortune of running into the office motormouth. My turtle head was about to bust past
Butt Garden
I ate fajitas last night. Strips of marinated beef, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, rice, beans, and a grilled stalk of green onion all rolled up into a delicious flour tortilla. As I bit into my roll of goodness, my teeth hit the green onion stalk, and instead of tearing through
