I was at a restaurant with my friend, and she went to use the bathroom a few minutes before I did. When I walked into the ladies’ room, the air was thick with diarrhea smell, and I could hear my friend gagging for air. Her gasps were so horrible I
Choppin’ Broccoli with my Butt
You really are what you eat. I ate Lucky Charms, and like the last time I had it and pooped the next day, my turd was green. But before I ate the Lucky Charms, I had a bowl of broccoli and vegetable dip. So my poo was not only tinted
Sticky
I made #3 (diarrhea) today. No biggie, except it would not flush down the toilet. So much came out that I guess the weight of it caked itself on the bottom of the toilet bowl under the surface of the water. I thought two flushes would get at least 99.9%