everyone thinks you can’t smell a fart on the plane– so false. they smell THE WORST on planes because there is nowhere to go or hide from the hellacious stench of a foul bowel. imagine sitting in a window seat. the guy in the middle farts, and it smells like
farts
no farting, please
farting is a serious offense in thailand, especially on buses. thanks to CL for this sign shot. i feel like it was made just for me.
mommy’s little boy
i rarely hear my dog fart (though i smell it all the time), and i usually don’t hear the poop slide out his butt, but tonight i heard both, and it made me so proud of my little stinker. is this what motherhood feels like?
