a lady came into the bathroom, stood by the sink, farted out all the wet beans she ate for lunch and left. it was very strange and bizarre. how do i know this? i was standing next to the sink when she did it. thanks, lady.
farts
smelly romance
taken from newyork.craigslist.org: http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/mis/1494504262.html You farted in Trader Joe’s – m4w (Danbury, CT) You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied
performance anxiety
its never fun to poo in a public bathroom with an audience. i had to go badly, and there was someone already in the middle stall. i took the adjacent stall (there are only 3), and i plopped my ass down on the toilet seat (don’t worry, i used seat
