i am having the worst gas right now. i farted about 10 minutes ago and i still smell it. you know what im talking about.. you’ve had it too.. super warm flatulence that smells a little like infant diarrhea and is extremely foul. i had farted under the covers earlier,
farts
oops & phew
have you ever had to fart but you didn’t want to do it in public so you went to the bathroom to let it all out and thanked your lucky stars you decided to drop your trousers and pee first before farting because it turned out the fart was actually
ugh
my dog is sitting under my chair. he just farted. i. am. gasping. for. air.
