meetings always stress me out. i don’t know if stress and toots are related, but i came out of that meeting with an enormous amount of gas bubbling inside me. after the meeting, my coworker and i walked outside back to our office. no matter how hard i clenched my
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happy new year!
oopsies! im a day late, but poots and toots would like to wish you a very happy new year, and we hope you have many smelly more years to come! and remember, don’t pollute, just shoot out a toot!
seasons stinkings
Poots and Toots wishes you and your loved ones a very very merry and smelly Christmas! hope Santa gave you more than a lump of turdy coal in your stockings and toilet!