dearest p&t friends, apologies to my 3 readers who might or might not have noticed i hadn’t posted anything for a few days. i was on holiday, traveling by air, and unwillingly smelling my neighbor’s muffled farts on the plane. how do the tooters always end up sitting near me?
farts
wise words
“he who smelt it, dealt it.” though i cannot always agree with this. whenever my coworker lets out a silent but violent toot, i definitely smell it. and i definitely know it’s not from my bunghole!
canine toot
what is it that makes a dog’s fart so stinky? i can guess the reason if the dog were served people food, but a dog that only eats dog food shouldn’t have flatulence that smells likes its butthole made a deal with the devil. i wonder what my fart would
