my workplace may have been voted one of the top places to work for the past four years, but it is definitely not one of the top places to go number one, two or three (diarrhea cha cha cha). not only do the women in my building leave gifts and
farts
party foul
i was at a concert the other day. it was really really crowded. the tall guy in front of me farted. im slightly deficient in height, so his ass was just below my face. oh dear lord it was so foul, and there was no escaping it. have you ever
tricksies
i was eating dinner, and i farted a big loud pffft which vibrated against the chair. my dog thought the sound was from me dropping food on the floor. he’s still looking for the food. hehehee
