after my 3mile run today, i went into the pubic bathroom to splash some water on my face and catch my breath. big mistake. someone just took a big stinky dump. probably ate some peanut butter, too. i had to abort and make a break for the exit, pronto!
farts
Pee-Yoo!
with great amounts of consumed peanut butter come great amounts of gas. i have been farting non-stop since my run this early evening, and the smell is getting worse by each toot. have you ever smelled roadkill on a hot summer day? now imagine that roadkill was a skunk. now
gassy ass
i hate it when i’m running and i have a lot of gas and i really really really need to fart, but i have no idea if there is someone behind me (headphones on while running so i don’t hear footsteps, and if i turn around to check i know
