walking death

one of my coworkers smells really bad. not like dookie bad, but he smells like old oily dirty laundry x 100. when i come into work and he’s already in the office, i can smell him without looking at his desk to check if he’s there. if he is on

adventures in farts

greetings fellow pooters and tooters. not much going on in the #2 department here. just been having normal shits. you know.. non-toilet clogging dumps. one dump a day. nothing too mushy or watery. nothing too gag-inducing smell-wise. no fun public restroom stories either. one of my coworkers has been m.i.a.