dont you hate it when youre on hold on the phone and you gotta take a mad shit? i was on hold with my bank for a long time (30 min) and i had to go really badly, but i wasnt about to hang up because i had waited so
farts
keep it clean
i had a 1/2lb hamburger patty with all the fixins tonight (cheese, mushrooms, avocado, bacon, lettuce, pico de gallo…on a buttery toasted bun). when i eat this much beef, my insides clog up. so i guess ill be constipated for the next couple of days… which means i wont be
we are family
as i was in the bathroom making my submarines, someone walked in and took a stall two down from me. i didnt know who it was, nor did i care, but as soon as she unzipped and sat down, her butt tooted a familiar note and i knew which coworker
