i have an important meeting today with an important person, so to get ready for it, i took a huge dump. i cannot risk farting or having intestinal gurgling during the hour long meeting. how awful would that be if in the middle of our discussion i let out a
farts
intense toots
i was sitting at home on my cotton seat cushion and i farted. it was a long, satisfying fart that passed gas from deep within. i think i felt my stomach get a little skinnier as i finished the fart. i shifted my seat position about 10 minutes later and
concert foul
mmmkay .. i know farts are natural and great, but theyre not that cool when done in a crowded, closed area when you are surrounded by hundreds of people standing shoulder to shoulder. i was at a concert over the weekend and someone farted, and it was stinky. very very
