i took my dog out for his nightly poo, and as i was bending down to scoop up his droppings, he popped a squat and wet-bean farted in my face. it kinda felt like he did that on purpose.
farts
sleepy time farts
i was at a gal pal’s place the other night with several girls. we all had a pillow fight and wrestled in our underwear. HA. i’m kidding. anyway, we stayed overnight at her place watching movies and fell asleep. i never realized how farty i am while i sleep. i
hold it…. hold it..
i had my annual womanly vjayjay appointment today with my doctor. all was fine until i was sitting in the exam room and i felt a bowel movement. i could hold it, that wasn’t a problem. the problem was the doctor was about to go poking down there and asked
