Sweet Symphony

I was in the bathroom washing my hands, and in walks my favorite coworker. She wasted no time and went straight for the stall, dropped her pants, and played me a smörgåsbord of pooty sounds. It went somewhat along with the tune of Old MacDonald Had a Farm. I didn’t

Dangit

I had to fart after dinner. My stomach was not upset, I did not have any abnormal intestinal gaseous bubbles, nothing was wrong with my digestive system. I just had the urge to let some gas out. So as I pushed out my fart, something felt funny and non-gassy. I