Sometimes when I am walking and I need to fart, I will hold it in until I pass a busy restaurant with outdoor seating.
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Sorry
Dear leftover refrigerated chicken meat, You looked delicious in the container, but when I popped the lid your stench hit me hard in the face. Why do you smell like fart? I did not microwave you, and you’ve already stunk up the office. My coworkers are angry. Please say you’re
The Night I Almost Shit My Pants
I went home over the weekend to see my parents. Saturday night we had dinner with the family at my uncle’s. I don’t know what it is with these family dinners, but I always end up with indigestion and diarrhea. Sometimes the dinners are potluck, other times it’s just one
