My building is undergoing plumbing renovations, so maintenance has been going in and out of my apartment bathroom. I opted to work from home today, and unfortunately for me the maintenance crew knocked on my door before I had my morning bowel movement. It wasn’t until an hour after they
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Happy VD
Today’s chat: Friend: I had a big long dark poo. The end of it came out of my butt and grazed my scrotum on the way down. I was horrified. Me: That’s disgusting. Friend: Before I wiped my butt I took some TP and patted around on my scrotum. I
Poo Curse
My poo prediction for February was correct: I have been a pooping machine. My bowels have regularly produced satisfying amounts of turds for me to admire before flushing. However, it has cursed my fiancé. He is a monster pooper when it comes to droppin’ turds, and I envy his 3-4
