i took a sweet dump tonight. totally sweet because it looked exactly like and had the same consistency as everybody’s favorite hazelnut spread. if i had a weak olfactory system and i saw my shit in a jar, i would probably spread it on toast or make a crepe. ps-
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lucky dog
i love the look my dog gives me when he’s droppin a deuce. its like he’s telling me “this shit feels gooood.”
myth: you can’t smell a fart on a plane
everyone thinks you can’t smell a fart on the plane– so false. they smell THE WORST on planes because there is nowhere to go or hide from the hellacious stench of a foul bowel. imagine sitting in a window seat. the guy in the middle farts, and it smells like
