i was at PetSmart the other day, and i had some minor stomach cramping and gurgling (you know what intestinal gurgling means… diarrhea cha cha cha!). i thought i could hold it for a little while as i shopped for my dog. i started filling up my cart and about
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i turded all inside my ski pants
“Oops, it’s funny. I just realized a bunch of tiny little turds squeezed out when I did that last lift over there. Oooh, oh I pooped my ski pants. I turded all inside my ski pants.” -shanna (kristen wiig’s character) SNL click here for the hulu link!
poo: the lotion waster
ugh. don’t you hate it when you have to poo right after you’ve showered? i wouldn’t mind it if i hadn’t already lathered my body with lotion. i know its probably not necessary to jump back into the shower again because of one little (or big) poo, but i want
