I held the elevator door open for a stranger yesterday (he didn’t say thank you). As we were going up, I started to regret holding the door for him (not because he didn’t say thank you) because he totally rips one. Ok, whatever. Farting is natural, I try to ignore
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Sizzlin’ Hot
I like to take really hot showers, especially when it’s freezing outside. I usually let the water run for a while until it’s nice ‘n steamy, then I get in and test the water condition over my legs first before exposing my torso to it. I did this the other
Green is my favorite color
I ate kale salad yesterday, and today my poo was green. That’s all I wanted to share. No butthole tears, no ass splatters, just a nice green lumpy log that smiled back at me as I looked down to wipe. When I flushed it goodbye, it disintegrated into a million
