“And the funny thing is, I didn’t pull up an apple. It was a big round squishy cow dump, and it was squishing around in my mouth, and then I chewed it, and I was so embarrassed I just swallowed it, and my breath smelled like real bad stinky cow butt!”

Watch it on Hulu: http://www.hulu.com/watch/182713/saturday-night-live-shanna-basketball-game