As I was walking back to my office, I was about to pass someone who was sitting at a computer. He had his leg bent and propped up against himself on his chair. I glanced at him, and he darted his eyes back at me. As soon as I passed him, he farted. It was loud and had some good vibrating bass to it. Sounds like he might have just tooted on accident, right? No, he pushed it out just for me.. I could see it in his eyes. I made him fart. I am slightly flattered, but also a little offended. Does the sight of me make people want to pass gas? That’s a little unnerving.