I’m Back

Greetings lovers of poop. I’m back. I stopped blogging about my poops ’cause how much can you really blog about your regularity? My poops have all been the same. I ran out of stories. But then I moved offices and got a brand new cube mate. He’s an older gentleman,

TGIF

Bad news: Had a bowel movement so I sat at my desk to let it turtlehead ’cause I wanted it to come out as quickly as possible when I got to the office bathroom. Didn’t expect it to get so intense so fast. Let out some uncontrollable farts in my chair.