I was out having lunch the other day, and I had to use the bathroom. I fear public bathrooms because I am a germaphobe, so I had to psych myself up as I walked in the door. All the stalls were taken, so when I saw a door open, I
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Fart Dodge
It is super hot and sunny and humid and muggy here. It’s so disgusting that it’s hard to breathe. I was at a very large and busy crosswalk on Broadway, packed in between people like sardines, waiting for the light to turn green. The girl in front of me whispers
Power Pee-er
Yesterday after work, I went into the womens restroom to change into my running clothes. As I was changing, someone came in to pee. When she first started her stream, it was a very tight tinkle. Then two seconds later, she was peeing like a racehorse with a very strong
