Ever walk into the bathroom simultaneously with someone and then you both start peeing at the same time (in different stalls, duh)? It’s a little awkward. This is something my friend messaged me: Something awkward happened at lunch. I went into a bathroom where there were two urinals really close
urine
Hot Piss
My dog makes the best face when he pees in the morning. He squints his eyes and his tongue rolls out the side of his mouth as he sprays the grass. Then he lifts his head, and his jaw opens a little more as that last drop comes out. If
Toilet Rarr!
I love taking dumps at work (in the bathroom, not in my office). This is strange considering my public bathroom phobia. The cleaning lady usually finishes scrubbing down the toilets around 11am, and that is my favorite time to poop because the seats are polished and there is no crusty
