Me: OMG my stomach just did a growl gurgle, and it was loud. It sounded like a fart. Male Friend: Just say ‘oopsie’ in a cute voice. Me: Nah, I’ll just pretend it wasn’t me. Male Friend: The other day I stepped up to a urinal. Relaxed the various sphincter
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Bathroom Awkwardness
Ever walk into the bathroom simultaneously with someone and then you both start peeing at the same time (in different stalls, duh)? It’s a little awkward. This is something my friend messaged me: Something awkward happened at lunch. I went into a bathroom where there were two urinals really close
