i pooped this morning, and i thought i had pooped all my poop out, but a couple hours later before lunch, i felt a bowel movement, but it wasn’t big enough to warrant a trip to the bathroom. so i ate my lunch slowly, and my intestines stopped sending me
turtle head
smörgåsbord
i went to pee in the office bathroom, and i was greeted by the remains of someone’s explosive diarrhea. splashes of it were on the back of the toilet seat and the wall. good grief, what the heck did this person eat for lunch? while i was admiring the work
stains
i had a really nice bowel movement today before my three mile run. i was able to dump a lot of poop and empty out my intestines, or so i thought. one mile into my run, there was more movement in my bowels, and yep.. turtle head. thank goodness i