I’m at the office and I gotta poop real badly, but I’m holding it in as long as I can so that when I get to the toilet the poop will just slide out. Unfortunately, something in my office is giving me allergies, and I just sneezed five times in
turtle head
Flu Dump
My employer was offering free flu shots this morning ’til 11am. I had completely forgotten about this until about 10:45am. I started making my way to the health clinic until I had a sudden urge to poo. No sweat. I am a super speedy pooper, so I could dump and
FML
Saturday mornings I go to a fitness class outdoors at a park. Before I left for class, I felt a bowel movement, but it wasn’t enough to have to poop. I started driving, and by the time I parked my car, I had a full on turtle head. Shit. I
