Poo Curse

My poo prediction for February was correct: I have been a pooping machine. My bowels have regularly produced satisfying amounts of turds for me to admire before flushing. However, it has cursed my fiancĂ©. He is a monster pooper when it comes to droppin’ turds, and I envy his 3-4

Punxsutawney Poo

Hope everyone had a happy Super Bowl Sunday! Did anyone guess that the Seahawks would pulverize the Broncos like that? I couldn’t predict who was going to win yesterday before the game. I couldn’t even predict that I was going to poop yesterday as I had my morning pee. I

January Win

This month hasn’t been a very good poo month until now. I just took the biggest dump of 2014, and it only took me 3 minutes from the time I dropped my pants to zipping them back up and washing my hands. I had a slight bowel movement while sitting