one of the most unsatisfying things ive ever experienced is needing to drop a five pound turd and only being able to squeeze out a tiny pebble. wtf?! no matter how long i sit on the toilet or how hard i push, all i produce is something unworthy of even
turd
third time’s a charm
one of the most gratifying sounds is the sound of unclogged water suddenly running through a toilet pipe as the bowl is being plunged. for me, it’s usually the third plunge that does the trick. it’s just so satisfying to hear the water flow faster and see it drain at
rice rice baby
i fed my dog white rice tonight as a treat after his dinner four hours ago. just now i got a whiff of white rice (with a twist of turd). i was confused.. why does it smell like rice in my bedroom? it’s because my dog farted. that is amazing.
