what does it say about someone if all he or she can think about the rest of the day is the glorious dump he/she took that morning? how big and gurthy and long and chunky and wonderful it was … sounds like total poop obsession. is it a sickness? a
turd
butt warmer
i took a big dump today.. about 3 generously-sized turds. it felt like a nice accomplishment for the day, but then i felt something unexpected yet wonderful. i crapped so much that the poops i dispensed into the toilet bowl were radiating heat and warming my bum from below. how
clogs suck
sweet release, i just squeezed out a giant turd that was clogging my intestines. unfortunately, it is now clogging my toilet pipes. oh well, you can’t win ’em all.
