My dog was right. My poops smell horrendous. I just finished taking a dump, so I sneaked a peek at my little gems before wiping and covering my masterpiece with toilet paper. As soon as I looked down, a whiff of poo stench hit my nose hard. It was completely
turd
watch your step
I used to live in an apartment complex where the residents had no respect for public spaces. I’m talking about people letting their dogs do their business in the elevator. It was especially heinous in the mornings when you weren’t fully awake and you’d walk into the non-ventilated elevator only
cute poop
i made a turd in the shape of a dragon today. it was pretty cute. i was sad to flush it down to never neverland. i wanted to pet it, but that’s gross, so instead i waved goodbye as it swirled down the drain.
