I made the most disgusting piece of poop this morning. As I was about to wipe, I peeked into the bowl and was horrified to see a turd in the shape of a dead toad. It was a ginormous, distorted-looking croaked dookie-toad. Real frogs are already hideous. One made out
turd
Phew
I went to the bathroom to relieve my bladder, and while the stream was running, I tooted and out popped a little turd. It was small and nothing worth noting, but it was quite satisfying at the same time because it was unexpected. I’m glad I held in my fart
Yellow Sailors on a Brown Boat
I am always excited to see my poopies after I eat a meal with a side of corn. I had a spicy dish with my corn, so the poop came out hot and mushy. The corn was nicely embedded into the turds, but because the logs were soft, kernels were
