It is effing cold! When I walk my dog, I now look forward to picking up his poo in a bag. The heat from his steaming turd radiates through the thin plastic bag and warms up my hand, even through the gloves. I find myself holding his poo a little
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Butt Garden
I ate fajitas last night. Strips of marinated beef, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, rice, beans, and a grilled stalk of green onion all rolled up into a delicious flour tortilla. As I bit into my roll of goodness, my teeth hit the green onion stalk, and instead of tearing through
Poo Artist
I was at a baby shower last weekend, and the host tasked us to draw something cute on a onesie for the mom-to-be. I drew a big squishy turd. It was totally cute. Latecomers to the party who saw the onesie drying in the corner automatically knew I was the
