You really are what you eat. I ate Lucky Charms, and like the last time I had it and pooped the next day, my turd was green. But before I ate the Lucky Charms, I had a bowl of broccoli and vegetable dip. So my poo was not only tinted
turd
Cracked Crack
My skin has been cracking and peeling due to the dry weather from the cold. I thought it only affected areas of my skin that were exposed to the cold.. hands, face, legs. Apparently not. I was at the office pushing out a big one. I was in a hurry,
BFF Pooter
I received this email from a friend today: So you want to hear something gross? Remember how I told you I plugged up the toilet that one night? And then Tom had to go out into the freezing cold and buy a plunger, but Walmart didn’t have one, so then