I had some bad gas as I was walking to the office this morning. I made sure no one was behind me when I let a few rip. My boss was walking about 20 feet in front of me, so I was in the clear. But as he reached the
turd
Sad Anus
I did it again. I tore myself a new one. This time it wasn’t because of the dry climate. I had just made a log in the toilet, but it didn’t feel like I was completely finished with my poo session. I had one more turd left to push, except
Don’t Kiss my underwear
I was walking from my office to my car last night and I had the urge to fart. I looked around to make sure I was alone and let out what I thought would be a big stinky wet fart. Unfortunately it was a big stinky wet turd. I clinched
