My jet lag has had an adverse effect on my L-Carnitine pooping powers. I didn’t have a bowel movement until three days after I came back home, and that first poo was a small, unsatisfactory piece of turd. The subsequent turds over the next couple of days were also small
turd
Poo Flair
Have you ever looked in the toilet after taking a dump and wondered, “when did I eat that?!” I pooped corn the other day, but I have not eaten any corn lately. Or perhaps it was not corn, but something that looked exactly like the shape and color of corn
She shoots she scores
I am having constipation issues. Last night I sat on my toilet and pushed for a few minutes. I refrained from using any help from my deceivingly strong hands and did some good old fashioned pushin’ and strainin’ (and gruntin’). I ehhhhnned and I huhhhhhhmmed until I finally got that
