I had a great week of poops. I’ve been eating salads every day for dinner, and my morning dumps have been fabulous. The logs come out soft and crumble like goat cheese in the toilet, which is a good thing because their girthiness would otherwise cause a torn butthole and
turd
Doggonit
When I get constipated like this, I am jealous when I see my dog poop. How does that much poo come out of a 18lb dog? And no less than three times a day? It’s like he’s taunting me when he finds his happy place on the grass, squats, and
Dumping
So I hear Owling is the new Planking. It looks more like someone squatting and taking a dump.
