As soon as I put on my cute little jumper this morning before work, I knew it was a bad idea, but I wore it anyway. 11am rolls around and I need to take my morning dump. I go to my usual bathroom, but someone is in there already shitting
turd
Mega Fart
I ate a Fiber One bar after lunch, and it gave me painful amounts of gas. I had just dumped at 11am this morning, so I knew if I farted it wouldn’t be stinky. But I didn’t want to take any chances, so I went to the bathroom. I dropped
Thumping Dump
I dropped a two pounder in the office toilet this morning. It was a surprise to me because I had a lot of carbs and meat last night for dinner, and those food groups usually give me constipation. Instead I pushed out a big long fat log. Yes, it hurt
