I’ve been having crazy goat poopies the last two weeks. If you’ve seen a goat poop, then you know what I’m talking about. First, I’ll push out a turd about the size of a chicken nugget. Once that cork is popped, then a ton of pellet sized poopies fall out
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Meat. It’s what’s for dinner. And lunch. And breakfast.
The long four day weekend had me shoving all kind of meat down my throat. You know, like beef patties and drumsticks and bacon and pork chops and chicken wings. The short holiday also put me in lazy mode, so I didn’t do any yoga over the weekend. My lack
Mondays.
My dog is a beast when it comes to pooping. This morning he dropped four turds. They went from hard to soft to watery. I got out my doggy poo bag and proceeded to pick each one up in the same bag (’cause I don’t like to waste bags when