June Gloom

June was a pretty slow month for me in terms of poop. It seems I was constipated for most of the month, and it didn’t end until today. The month started out with two weeks of goat turds. After that episode I had a few normal logs, but a week

Poo Blogging

I am doing something I’ve never done before in the four years that I’ve had this site.. I am blogging from the toilet as I take a dump. Strange how I’ve never even thought of writing about poop while I’m pooping. Usually when I have a blog-worthy dump, I’ll write

Special Turd

After two and a half weeks of goat poopies, I am finally passing normal turds. I watched Dr. Oz the other day, and he was saying how your dumps should be in an S-shape in the toilet. He must have really long turds. Mine are usually long enough to make