I am still stuck at the office with another coworker. It’s late and I want to go home. I have gas. My coworker is 5 cubes down from me. I can fart– he won’t hear it. I let out a big one very, very slowly. I misjudge the size of
toot
Poo Lungs
My coworker just farted a silent but very violent fart. I guess that’s payback for all the toots I’ve accidentally let slip out. It’s just unfortunate that I was taking a deep breath when his stink hit my face. I’ve been exhaling profusely trying to get all the residual fart
Attack of the Four Month Old Baby
Babies got bass. Ass bass. I was holding my friend’s four month old baby, and he farted in my arms. I wasn’t a little cute squeaker of a baby toot. It was a full on adult-sized man fart. It was loud, long, bubbly, rumble-y, and it had bass. Booming bass.
