Ninja Farts

I was chatting with my friend online when he suddenly messaged: “OMG I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT!!” Then right at that moment I smelled something that smelled like shit. I was thinking, “OMG I can SMELL your shit!!” until I realized it was my cubemate that just farted. Damn

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My mom and I were out shopping and we both needed to tinkle. We found the women’s restroom in the back of the place. There were two male security guards sitting outside of the bathroom. The main door to the bathroom was propped open, but the inside was not in