I’ve posted this before, and I will post it again: You CAN smell a fart on a plane. And it’s even worse on a plane than on the ground. On a plane you have no where to run, and you can’t open a window to air out the funk. It’s
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A Sphincter Says What?
When I’m regular, I usually poop between 10 and 11am in the office bathroom. Today I was not regular. I felt bloated, but I didn’t have the urge to poop. I went to the gym during my lunch break. I still had not pooped yet and I didn’t need to,
Old Farts
Big props to my grandparents for having the foulest bowels in my family. They stayed over the weekend in my guest room, which is one room down from mine. The guest bath is deep inside that room and around the corner. My grandmother made a number two in there with
