i have an important meeting today with an important person, so to get ready for it, i took a huge dump. i cannot risk farting or having intestinal gurgling during the hour long meeting. how awful would that be if in the middle of our discussion i let out a
toot
we are family
as i was in the bathroom making my submarines, someone walked in and took a stall two down from me. i didnt know who it was, nor did i care, but as soon as she unzipped and sat down, her butt tooted a familiar note and i knew which coworker
eek!
aloha pooterrific friends! sorry, not much excitement going on here in terms of dumps ‘n farts. although recently, i did have to make a choice between running and pooping. i chose to run first, and well, i won’t go into detail, but let’s just say there was a turtle head
