I went to the bathroom to relieve my bladder, and while the stream was running, I tooted and out popped a little turd. It was small and nothing worth noting, but it was quite satisfying at the same time because it was unexpected. I’m glad I held in my fart
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Oh My.
As I was walking back to my office, I was about to pass someone who was sitting at a computer. He had his leg bent and propped up against himself on his chair. I glanced at him, and he darted his eyes back at me. As soon as I passed
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i went to pee in the office bathroom, and i was greeted by the remains of someone’s explosive diarrhea. splashes of it were on the back of the toilet seat and the wall. good grief, what the heck did this person eat for lunch? while i was admiring the work
